Mission Statement Generator - by ComfyChair
We will efficiently and seamlessly restore access to interdependent and professional meta-services that we may improve our long-term ability to assertively and professionally develop advantages for economically sound and diverse leadership skills in order to proactively produce timely and mission-critical services.
Quote by Chip Diller (Kevin Bacon), movie Animal House
The never ending supply of unique and accurate Mission Statements produced by this Fantastic Contraption™ will enable you to:
- Take your company to the next level of corporate consciousness.
- Impress and inspire your fellow board members at every meeting.
- Achieve all your goals and become World-Dominating Overlord of Corporate Warfare.
About this exquisite service:
The legendary Dilbert Mission Statement Generator went offline in 2008 and I couldn't find a good replacement. So I made this.
I hope it will cater to all your Mission Statement needs even though my contraption is nothing but a faint shadow of the original.
The Dilbert Mission Statement Generator was also known as:
* Dilbert's Automatic Mission Statement Generator
* Dilbert's Mission Statement Generator
No Animals Were Harmed in the Making of this Mission Statement.
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