Mission Statement Generator - by ComfyChair

It is our mission to collaboratively and authoritatively maintain advantages for market-driven and effective intellectual capital without losing sight of our original goal to completely and reliably promote access to cutting edge and mission-critical data whilst continuing to continually and interactively utilise timely and competitive services.

Quote by Chip Diller (Kevin Bacon), movie Animal House

The never ending supply of unique and accurate Mission Statements produced by this Fantastic Contraption™ will enable you to:

Take your company to the next level of corporate consciousness.
Impress and inspire your fellow board members at every meeting.
Achieve all your goals and become World-Dominating Overlord of Corporate Warfare.

About this exquisite service:

The legendary Dilbert Mission Statement Generator went offline in 2008 and I couldn't find a good replacement. So I made this. I hope it will cater to all your Mission Statement needs even though my contraption is nothing but a faint shadow of the original.

The Dilbert Mission Statement Generator was also known as:
* Dilbert's Automatic Mission Statement Generator
* Dilbert's Mission Statement Generator

No Animals Were Harmed in the Making of this Mission Statement.