The ComfyChair Mission Statement Generator
We reliably and globally negotiate access to market-driven data in parallel with our clients' needs to synergistically and proactively manufacture advantages for content in order to interactively and seamlessly restore multimedia-based and economically sound paradigms.
The never ending supply of unique and accurate Mission Statements produced by this Fantastic Contraption™ will enable you to:
- Take your company to the next level of corporate consciousness.
- Impress and inspire your fellow board members at every meeting.
- Experience your stock holders eyes fill with tears of confidence and joy.
- Achieve all your goals and become World-Dominating Overlord of Corporate Warfare.
About this exquisite and utterly attractive service:
I haven't been able to find a good replacement for the legendary Dilbert Mission Statement Generator since it went offline in 2008, so I thought I'd roll my own...
This is the result. I hope it will cater to all your Mission Statement needs even though my contraption is nothing but a faint shadow of the original.
The Dilbert Mission Statement Generator was also known as:
* Dilbert's Automatic Mission Statement Generator
* Dilbert's Mission Statement Generator
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