The ComfyChair Mission Statement Generator
Our company exists to supply market-driven and cutting edge methods of empowerment in order to professionally leverage existing advantages for timely and inexpensive resources.
The never ending supply of unique and accurate Mission Statements produced by this Fantastic Contraption™ will enable you to:
- Take your company to the next level of corporate consciousness.
- Impress and inspire your fellow board members at every meeting.
- Experience your stock holders eyes fill with tears of confidence and joy.
- Achieve all your goals and become World-Dominating Overlord of Corporate Warfare.
About this exquisite and utterly attractive service:
I haven't been able to find a good replacement for the legendary Dilbert Mission Statement Generator since it went offline in 2008, so I thought I'd roll my own...
This is the result. I hope it will cater to all your Mission Statement needs even though my contraption is nothing but a faint shadow of the original.
The Dilbert Mission Statement Generator was also known as:
* Dilbert's Automatic Mission Statement Generator
* Dilbert's Mission Statement Generator
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