Mission Statement Generator - by ComfyChair

Our vision is to seamlessly and synergistically integrate access to corporate and performance-based catalysts for change that we may improve our long-term ability to proactively and globally enhance advantages for professional and progressive data in order to professionally and reliably customise diverse products.

Quote by Chip Diller (Kevin Bacon), movie Animal House

 

 

The never ending supply of unique and accurate Mission Statements produced by this Fantastic Contraption™ will enable you to:

 

 

About this exquisite service:

The legendary Dilbert Mission Statement Generator went offline in 2008 and I couldn't find a good replacement. So I made this. I hope it will cater to all your Mission Statement needs even though my contraption is nothing but a faint shadow of the original.

The Dilbert Mission Statement Generator was also known as:
* Dilbert's Automatic Mission Statement Generator
* Dilbert's Mission Statement Generator

No Animals Were Harmed in the Making of this Mission Statement.

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