The ComfyChair Mission Statement Generator
We have committed to efficiently and proactively manufacture advantages for corporate and world-class solutions without losing sight of our original goal to assertively enhance access to effective services in parallel with our clients' needs to continually and completely negotiate quality intellectual capital.
The never ending supply of unique and accurate Mission Statements produced by this Fantastic Contraption™ will enable you to:
- Take your company to the next level of corporate consciousness.
- Impress and inspire your fellow board members at every meeting.
- Experience your stock holders eyes fill with tears of confidence and joy.
- Achieve all your goals and become World-Dominating Overlord of Corporate Warfare.
About this exquisite and utterly attractive service:
I haven't been able to find a good replacement for the legendary Dilbert Mission Statement Generator since it went offline in 2008, so I thought I'd roll my own...
This is the result. I hope it will cater to all your Mission Statement needs even though my contraption is nothing but a faint shadow of the original.
The Dilbert Mission Statement Generator was also known as:
* Dilbert's Automatic Mission Statement Generator
* Dilbert's Mission Statement Generator
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