Mission Statement Generator - by ComfyChair

We can be relied upon to produce access to cutting edge services without losing sight of our original goal to enthusiastically and completely manufacture advantages for mission-critical methods of empowerment whilst continuing to seamlessly revolutionise market-driven information.

Quote by Chip Diller (Kevin Bacon), movie Animal House

The never ending supply of unique and accurate Mission Statements produced by this Fantastic Contraption™ will enable you to:

Take your company to the next level of corporate consciousness.
Impress and inspire your fellow board members at every meeting.
Achieve all your goals and become World-Dominating Overlord of Corporate Warfare.

About this exquisite service:

The legendary Dilbert Mission Statement Generator went offline in 2008 and I couldn't find a good replacement. So I made this. I hope it will cater to all your Mission Statement needs even though my contraption is nothing but a faint shadow of the original.

The Dilbert Mission Statement Generator was also known as:
* Dilbert's Automatic Mission Statement Generator
* Dilbert's Mission Statement Generator

No Animals Were Harmed in the Making of this Mission Statement.