Mission Statement Generator - by ComfyChair

We have committed to globally manage access to performance-based and multimedia-based information whilst continuing to efficiently promote advantages for economically sound and unique technology that we may improve our long-term ability to authoritatively and collaboratively coordinate six sigma programs.

Quote by Chip Diller (Kevin Bacon), movie Animal House

The never ending supply of unique and accurate Mission Statements produced by this Fantastic Contraption™ will enable you to:

Take your company to the next level of corporate consciousness.
Impress and inspire your fellow board members at every meeting.
Achieve all your goals and become World-Dominating Overlord of Corporate Warfare.

About this exquisite service:

The legendary Dilbert Mission Statement Generator went offline in 2008 and I couldn't find a good replacement. So I made this. I hope it will cater to all your Mission Statement needs even though my contraption is nothing but a faint shadow of the original.

The Dilbert Mission Statement Generator was also known as:
* Dilbert's Automatic Mission Statement Generator
* Dilbert's Mission Statement Generator

No Animals Were Harmed in the Making of this Mission Statement.